Dr. Beads

Wednesday, January 05, 2005

Beef: It's What's for Dinner for the Next Six Months

A family member (a vegetarian who disparages my food choices while I'm eating) asked me, "If you had to kill animals yourself for their meat, would that turn you into a vegetarian?"

I responded, "No...but I'd sure have a bigger freezer."


  • Ask your vegetarian friend if s/he is aware of how many squirrels, mice, snakes, lizards, etc. (insert long-assed list of field creatures here) get horribly slaughtered by the big ol' wheat thrashing machine that harvests the wheat field. Unless your vegetarian friend grows his/her own food *exclusively* in his/her backyard and doesn't wear any leather, I would make hit person the following offer (and I quote from Camille's chewing gum package): HOW ABOUT A NICE BIG PACK OF "SHUT THE HELL UP"?!

    BTW, I hate people who think that the personal lifestyle choices they make, make them morally superior to other people! Fuck them, sez I! :p

    By Blogger Alpha Bitch, at 1:58 PM  

  • Um, D, I mean alphabitch, if I did that, I'd lose my job and my house. That's my daughter who verbally abuses my choice of food.
    (Otherwise, I'd totally open up a can of whoopass, or risk losing your respect.)

    By Blogger Dr. Beads, at 10:34 PM  

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