Dr. Beads

Monday, January 24, 2005

Open Auditions for the Nutcracker

The following occurred shortly after I bought my son a jump rope for grownups.

David: I just wanted to let you know that it hurts when you hit yourself in the testicles with a jumprope.

Me (after noting that he was upright, not crying, etc.): That makes me glad I don't have testicles. But I did go through childbirth twice without drugs.

David: At this moment, I feel for you. I really mean that.

Me: But you're OK?

David (in extreme falsetto): Oh, yes, I'm OK. [Dances about, holds hand out toward me.] Come to me, my queen!


  • Haha. I wish my cat were as interesting as your son. :)

    By Blogger Jen(n), at 7:55 PM  

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