Paging Mr. Dickens

It's freaking cold. (I realize that this statement is laughable to anyone in the Midwest or the Northeast, but it's my statement of personal discomfort, and I'm sticking with it.)

I like to have the dog next to me for friendship and warmth, but he keeps bouncing my right hand from underneath in an effort to induce me to pat his head nonstop. If I need to keep typing, I may push him gently away. If I push him forward rather than to the side, his nose comes closer to the keyboard.

Any typoos are the reslut of dog movng m rigt had. Great chunks of


white space


are caused by the dog's bouncing his muzzle on the "Enter" key.