Dr. Beads

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Wait! I Didn't Sign the Informed Consent Form!

I dreamed that I was going undercover to blow the lid off a spa that specialized in bait-and-switch tactics. I entered the spa expecting to be pressured to buy expensive cosmetics, dietary supplements, and spa treatments in place of the advertised specials.

In the dream, I woke up two days later to find that they'd removed half of the ring finger on my right hand to harvest material for an unwanted nasal reconstruction. And no, I've never even considered a nose job.


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