My Glasses are OK, Believe it or Not

This just in from the San Jose Mercury News, re the Wendy's brouhaha:

"[San Jose Police Chief] Davis also thanked all the agencies involved in the month-long inquiry into Las Vegas resident Anna Ayala's claim that she found a finger tip in a bowl of child purchased at a Wendy's restaurant in South San Jose."

My reactions:
OK, so what was the problem? Wouldn't you expect to find a finger in a bowl of child? It's one of the best parts.

Maybe when she said "supersize me," she expected to get a bowl full of fingers. (She should have ordered the finger bowl in that case.)

P.S. The typo was corrected by the time I posted this, doggone it.