I'm not the only one having weird dreams.

This just in from my good buddy Dr. Littlebro (alias):

"We were working for the government providing [professional services at which we're especially adept] for the CIA and we uncovered a secret plot to do away with officials and we received a parade in our honor and then George Jr. shook my hand and bent over to kiss your cheek and you turned around and mooned him.
He laughed and said, "Now that's not something I wouldn't mind to kiss," you became a huge celebrity and starred on all the talk shows and then began filing in for Oprah with Dr Phil."

No response yet to my question about what the hell Dr. Littlebro (alias) ate before bedtime.

Anyway, Dr. Phil? Puh-leeze.