Driving Ms., Make That Dr., Beady

I was driving my daughter to an extracurricular activity in the part of town that's lousy with retirement homes.

An aged driver was not only going 10 mph below the limit in the left-hand lane, but drifting into the neighboring lane as I tried to get past.

I asked my daughter, "When I can't drive safely any more, please take my keys away."

She replied, "I can drive you then. That'll be in, what -- two or three years?"