Will someone please put the cap back on the stupid, please

Scene: Parking lot during the ho-ho-holiday season. Lot is occupied by many cars and one glowering person who is dressed like a member of the RCMP and holding a clipboard.

Action: Mr. Martin (alias) parks car, goes to ATM (leaving Dr. Beads [alias] and young 'uns in vehicle), and returns within two minutes.

Dialogue (implied): Parking lot monitor approaches as Mr. Martin re-enters car, and asks him whether a car several parking spaces over is his.

Mr. Martin responds in the negative.

Dr. Beads is rendered nearly speechless.