Gotta...do...that...thing
Friends, I am sick. In fact, this is my fourth full day being sick.
So sick I can barely think about beads. (Now that's sick.)
I must have had a fever for the past few days, because I've spent several hours each night suffering from twitches, repetitive and bothersome dream fragments, and general sleep disruptions.
For your thank-Gods-it's-not-me reading pleasure, I present –
The Dr. Beads (alias) Fever Experience!
{twitch}
gotta do that
gotta
do
do
that
that
gotta...do...
that...
what's it called...
that...
gotta
do
{twitch}
COUGH
whimper
ah, Gods, why does everything hurt? it shouldn't hurt when my arm hairs rise
whimper
{twitch}
get up to get pain and fever medication?
whimper
no...can't figure out how to get out of bed
whimper
{twitch}
not feeling feverish, so why having hallucinations?
large fairy sitting on top shelf and fanning his wings is a good one for sure
wings the product of an adjustable lamp's body
plus semi-darkness
plus bad eyesight
{twitch}
no, that's not a hallucination, that's an illusion...that's...
that's…
COUGH
{twitch/scratch/twitch/scratch}
jeez, am I allergic to echinacea?
{scratch/twitch/scratch/twitch/scratch}
spent too much time yesterday watching Black Adder over David’s (alias) shoulder
same actor...played Dr. Samuel Johnson and Russian villain in James Bond movie?
Hagrid is Jewish?!? wtf?! where did that come from?
COUGH
get up and take cough medicine?
COUGH
no
COUGH
too much work
COUGH
coughing will stop soon
COUGH
{twitch}
COUGH
COUGH
COUGH
So sick I can barely think about beads. (Now that's sick.)
I must have had a fever for the past few days, because I've spent several hours each night suffering from twitches, repetitive and bothersome dream fragments, and general sleep disruptions.
For your thank-Gods-it's-not-me reading pleasure, I present –
The Dr. Beads (alias) Fever Experience!
{twitch}
gotta do that
gotta
do
do
that
that
gotta...do...
that...
what's it called...
that...
gotta
do
{twitch}
COUGH
whimper
ah, Gods, why does everything hurt? it shouldn't hurt when my arm hairs rise
whimper
{twitch}
get up to get pain and fever medication?
whimper
no...can't figure out how to get out of bed
whimper
{twitch}
not feeling feverish, so why having hallucinations?
large fairy sitting on top shelf and fanning his wings is a good one for sure
wings the product of an adjustable lamp's body
plus semi-darkness
plus bad eyesight
{twitch}
no, that's not a hallucination, that's an illusion...that's...
that's…
COUGH
{twitch/scratch/twitch/scratch}
jeez, am I allergic to echinacea?
{scratch/twitch/scratch/twitch/scratch}
spent too much time yesterday watching Black Adder over David’s (alias) shoulder
same actor...played Dr. Samuel Johnson and Russian villain in James Bond movie?
Hagrid is Jewish?!? wtf?! where did that come from?
COUGH
get up and take cough medicine?
COUGH
no
COUGH
too much work
COUGH
coughing will stop soon
COUGH
{twitch}
COUGH
COUGH
COUGH
1 Comments:
Feel better... :(
By Jen(n), at 10:28 PM
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