I'm Running the Catbabble Report!

Last night I dreamed that I was doing my current job. I had been having difficulty getting all the information I needed from the usual report and had just figured out how to get the whole enchilada by running a report that other people, naturally, weren't familiar with.

As I was trying to show the results to a bored colleague, I realized that I'd bettter make sure I wasn't the only one who knew how to get the information, since I wasn't going to be around the department much longer.

"See?" I told the bored colleague. "It's all here in the Catbabble report."

He turned and walked away. As he let a door close behind him, I ran to the door, pushed it open, and shouted at his retreating figure, "Catbabble report!"