Does My Daughter Work for the NSA?

Out of the blue:
Lisa Martin (alias): Mom, can I have your password?
Rachel Beads (alias): For what?
{pause}
Lisa: Never mind.
Thought balloon over Dr. Beads's head: Does my daughter work for the NSA?


{Editor's Note: Yes, I realize that I've been neglecting Dr. Beads' Blog for a long time. As a way of easing back into the usual litany of nightmares and heavily redacted comments about work, I finally published a silly item (below) that was sitting in the edit queue for weeks.}