Open a Window and Preheat the Oven!

A recent conversation with my son focused on...farts. (My father would have loved to be there. Too bad he's dead.)

David: (phbbbbt) I killed a giraffe! Who needs an elephant gun!

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A recent conversation with my daughter focused on...meat animals.

Lisa: Most people eat too much meat. I mean, besides the fact that I don't eat meat, and animals are sweet and cute and furry and...

Dr. Beads: They're not sweet unless you marinate them.

Lisa: That's stupid, Mom. That's not funny. Don't say that.

Dr. Beads: (has silent hysterics)