Dr. Beads

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Don't Shoot, I'm Driving a Compact Car!

This evening, on the streets of a Southern California town that shall remain nameless, I saw two, count 'em, two Hummers. A mini-convoy, if you will.


I was tempted to throw up my hands and shout, "Don't shoot! I look vaguely ethnic, that's true, but I'm driving a compact car! Waste all the gas you want! I can spare you some!"


  • In case you haven't seen this, I think you might enjoy the following:

    An apt tribute to hummers

    By Blogger Gwendolyn, at 10:44 AM  

  • Very good! If I weren't such a cringing coward (and driving a compact car to boot), I'd love to give Hummer drivers the salute they so justly deserve.

    By Blogger Dr. Beads, at 4:24 PM  

  • Oh, my Gods, Gwen, it's you!

    By Blogger Dr. Beads, at 4:26 PM  

  • Yes, Rachel, it is me!

    I had to create a blog account just so I could post a comment to your site. In case you want to check out the most awesome blog that blogspot has ever seen, well, you know what to do.

    By Blogger Gwendolyn, at 7:31 PM  

  • Hey, um, Rachel. Did you, er, click on my blog link above and, um, did you see a link on there to 'what the best page in the universe thinks about blogs', and did you, er, um, actually click it????

    If you did and if you interpreted it as commentary of what I thought of your blog and/or nnej's blog ... well, I DIDN'T MEAN THAT! You see, I was trying to be funny (something I really shouldn't try to do) and I thought it would be kind of ironical and hip in a self-effacing sort of way if I had a link on my blog to an article about how much blogs and bloggers suck. (haha)

    But then I was just sitting here doing nothing and all of a sudden I thought "Oh my god! What if Rachel thought that was a commentary on what I thought about her???!!!" So I went to my blog and deleted the link, but being the paranoid person that I am, I decided to write this Hugh Jass explanation to you! (This is why I don't smoke pot. I'm paranoid as it is. On pot, it's just not even funny how ultra paranoid I get!)

    So .... if you went to my blog (which is still awesome, by the way!) and if you clicked that link and if you read it and if you thought what I thought you thought, well just know I didn't mean it that way.

    And if you didn't click the link and you don't know what the hell I am saying, well just forget I mentioned anything, OK?

    Your paranoid friend,

    PS - Why is my picture showing up in my comments? I must've changed a setting unknowingly. D'OH! I should not be allowed around computers!

    PPS - And, yes, I am completely sober and drug-free as I am writing this!

    By Blogger Gwendolyn, at 8:29 PM  

  • It's all OK, Gwen.

    Can somebody talk Gwen down? Jen(n)? Anybody?

    By Blogger Dr. Beads, at 7:29 PM  

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