The Moving Corgi Barks and, Having Barked, Moves On

My son and I were waiting in line at the local pet food/supply store with the family dog, so that I could buy heartworm preventive for the pooch.

Our crazy dog made good use of his time by barking and lunging at every other dog that came within 10 feet. I shortened the leash, but he kept trying to lunge on a limited basis.

After a while, I said to my son, "Dog-Beast (alias) isn't barking now."

David (alis) replied, "I don't think he's getting enough oxygen to bark."