Dr. Beads

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Dan Savage Much?

I recently saw an ad for an exercise aid (weighted hula hoop) with a “lifetime no kink guarantee.”

That would be an excellent phrase to use in a singles ad.

Friday, December 29, 2006

Happy New Blog!

I am getting back to the blog after over 5 months of being too stressed out even to paste text in from my notes on what might be blogworthy.

Stressed? Stressed, you ask? Stressed, I shriek!

The horrible work stress and the family health problems and the dog health problems and the sneering abuse at work and the nightmares and the memory loss and the waking up at night and the gods-awful micromanagement from incompetents at work and the screaming. They've all taken their toll. And did I mention the nightmares and the screaming?

But I'm back, thanks to an effort of will, basic strength of character, and veiled threats from my subscribers.