Dr. Beads

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Does My Daughter Work for the NSA?

Out of the blue:
Lisa Martin (alias): Mom, can I have your password?
Rachel Beads (alias): For what?
Lisa: Never mind.
Thought balloon over Dr. Beads's head: Does my daughter work for the NSA?

{Editor's Note: Yes, I realize that I've been neglecting Dr. Beads' Blog for a long time. As a way of easing back into the usual litany of nightmares and heavily redacted comments about work, I finally published a silly item (below) that was sitting in the edit queue for weeks.}

Monday, July 10, 2006

Back to Our Show

Woke up with an ear worm in the form of a terrible song that I apparently made up while asleep:

I'm the Kitty
The Baseball Kitty
I'll annoy ya
Then I'll destroy ya

There was a tune as well, which I've forgotten, so now the song is just a menacing chant.