Dr. Beads

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Stop Talking Now

My best friend made the mistake of saying something complimentary to her passive-aggressive coworker. The coworker immediately questioned the compliment.

Later the same morning, my friend told the p/a coworker that her son had been scheduled for a class taught by his father.

Coworker's response: "Is that legal?" (Notice: not "Is that a good idea?" or "How does he feel about that?" but a suggestion of a possible crime in progress)

Must remind best friend not to say anything to p/a coworker unless absolutely necessary.


Saturday, August 16, 2008

Paging Dr. Beads

Note to self:

Please stop waking me up by tapping me on the shoulder.
It's creeping me the fuck out.

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