Processed Swine Time!

I am still not in my new job because the HR folks have their heads so far up their collective ass that it's a miracle they can get any oxygen whatsoever. So I don't yet have any good weirdness to share about the new job.

I do have this odd coincidence to offer in the meantime:
the death of a swine today,
and
the FDA's "for immediate release" announcement, "USDA Clears Swine for Processing" .